It's Only Treason If You Lose - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Westerns Lincoln's Gettysburg Address hits different

Lincoln's Gettysburg Address hits different when the only union you're preserving is your ability to stand upright

with a tall roadside sign reading "Mar-Lin-Do

" and "FRONCH CUISINE" with smaller text listing "FRONCH FRIES • FRONCH DRESSING • FRONCH BREAD

Bigfoot picking up seasonal work as Santa is honestly a lateral move between two jobs that require people to believe in you despite zero evidence

Somehow every county line crossing makes it worse

It's Only Treason If You Lose - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Westerns Lincoln's Gettysburg Address hits differentGeorge Washington wearing aviator sunglasses is basically a mugshot that worked out. Treason and patriotism are the same resume with different outcomes at the printer. The Details: Arched white block text reads "IT'S ONLY TREASON" above a digital illustration of George Washington wearing aviator sunglasses, depicted in white and blue ink with his Continental Army coat and white cravat, flanked by two white five pointed stars. Straight white text below